Thursday, July 29, 2021

Commercial Script and Skit Script by MR and SL (other participants see credits below)

 COMMERCIAL

Old Lady 2: Walks into the scene, but trips and falls onto the ground. Oh no I fell, and I can’t get up cause I am old!

Stage Director: (Voiceover) Hey, it’s ok, if you are ever in a situation, like dying or in miserable pain. Just get the Help Button, it’s Gluten Free, and non-GMO!!

Old Lady 2: Dramatic Gasp!

Old Lady 1: Gives the help button without getting in the scene, just her hand.

Old Lady 2: Holds the button and presses it.

Old Lady 1: Comes into the scene and helps Old Lady 2 up.

Old Lady 1 and 2: Both get up and give a thumbs up!


SKIT

Old Lady 2: Can ya help me up!? Say it in a loud and annoyed voice.

Old Lady 1: Whaat? Say it in a funny and old voice.

Old Lady 2: Whaat? Also say it in a funny and old voice.

Old Lady 1: Helps Old Lady 2 up.

Car comes driving in.

Old Lady 1 and 2 start backing up and gasping.

Old man:  Comes in and uses his superpowers to stop the car from hitting Old Lady 1 and 2.

Old man: Does superpower pose, (Voiceover) Wahawwwwww!!!!!

Old Lady 1 and 2: Both start screaming and hitting Old Man with their bags.

Old Man: Runs away.

Old Lady 1 and 2: Does back-to-back and crosses both their arms and smiles at the camera.

Camera Stops

Everybody Takes a Bow

CREDITS.

Stage Director: LW

Old Lady 1: SL

Old Lady 2: MR

Old Man: WF

"Car" Holder: SJ

Car Person: KB

"Power" Holder: SJ

Script Writer: MR and SL

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