“It was tragic.” victim Sam Bradley admits. “He just kept the cap!”
a 50-year-old man living in Schluppy, CA, tries to make a sandwich, only to find out that the PB jar wasn’t giving in. “He might have been possessed, or just straight-up evil.” Now, judge Lucy Tucy is trying to get him in jail, but the PB was unable to show in court. “I tried hard, but I can try harder.” She says. When Bradley tried to unscrew the cap, it was stuck! Then, when he finally managed to get it off, he was facing a freshness cover!
“Was it new?” detective Nancy Drew asks Sam. “Yes,” he replies. “From Wal-Mart.” Nancy sighs audibly. “Your case is closed. I’ve figured it out.” Sam holds his breath, awaiting her conclusion. “Possessed PB jars come from Wal-Mart. Now where’s my 50 bucks?”
Bradley went from detective to detective, but no one could crack the case fully. He eventually gave up on the case and swore that he would do everything he could to get him arrested.
He copied “wanted” posters and hung them up all around Schluppy. If anyone finds this #1 most wanted Skippy PB jar, contact bloobla.tophat@gmall.coom. Send his location and a picture to clarify. You will receive 50,000 dollars in cash. “I will thank them greatly,” Sam says. “That PB has 20 years on him!”
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