World War 3: Germany + Sasquatch = World domination? by MR

Our source informs us that; Hitler’s great great grandson, Matz Hitler, found and trained an army of Sasquatch to obey military commands, Germany plans to use them to take over the world, (aka world war 3) Elomia is first on their list, could the U.S.A be next?

We talked to King Bono, and queen Bo, of Elomia to see what their separate battle plans were.

First king Bono;

Q. Elomia is a small country, how do you plan to beat Germany?
A. We are a small country, Germany will overthrow us in a minute! Then we will take Germany down from the inside! All the other countries will thank us. Elomia will take out Germany on our own.

Next queen Bo:

Q. What is your battle plan?
A. Germany learned it’s lesson long time ago they will not invade Elomia now, or ever.

Clearly these two are very different Strategies but when push comes to shove which do they use?

Then we interviewed President Joe Biden;

Q. If Germany and the Sasquatch, invade the USA next, what is your strategy
A. We will win the battle. The US has never fallen, and I don’t want to be the first president to let that happen.
Q. Are you aware or you might be the last president of the US ever has?
A. No. I was no-

Q. Thank you for your time Mr. President.

Last we sent some questions to President Frank Walker Steinmeier of Germany.

Q. Is it true, that Hitler’s great great grandson, found/trained an army of Sasquatch?
A. Yes, they are now my prides and joys.
Q. How do you plan to use your newly trained Sasquatch?
A. We will use them to benefit the rest of the world.

Does he think taking over the world would “benefit it?” Join us next week to find out.