Cows Make It To Mars!!!!! by AD

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it’s cows! From a farm in Sunville, Sunshiny a farmer was fast asleep. Thanks to sudden robberies of his supplies he has put up security cameras around his barn. Shockingly last night that cameras went of the farmer bolted awake. “I was haven’ an awesome dream and then the alarm went off.” The farmer, Bill told us. “Then I ran down to check the monitor and I saw my cows flying off.” Little did he know after investigators looked at the footage. They confirmed that they’re rocket was made of his supplies! The investigators have been tracking them down. NUSU has last seen them heading to mars. “We’re not sure they’ll survive.” An astronaut says. “The material of the ship is strong but we don’t know yet.” How did these cows get through the atmosphere? How did they build the ship? We don’t know folks! If there is any sighting of these cows please contact us. Stay tuned and watch out for flying cows!