Friday, July 30, 2021

Son Returns From Bermuda Triangle; Ruins Tourist Season!!!! by WF

 Florida man’s son returns from Bermuda triangle, sues local intelligence officials.

The Bermuda triangle is quite an interesting place, famous for destroying all the planes it manages to get ahold of. Needless to say, locals were not happy when they found out that a man returned from a flight over the Bermuda Triangle. “I am shocked and appalled,” said local man. “Everything I had once believed was destroyed.”

            When local intelligence officials were questioned, none of them had a good explanation. “I’m telling you, it isn’t real!” was all they had to say. As expected, the man won the case for 2 cents.

            If YOU have a good explanation, contact us at 123-456-7890!

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